A Chocolate Misapprehension
Chocky Lochie loved his choc; he loved his chocolate a lot
Choc-fuelled, he vaunted grant ambition for a
high-choc-chief position
For this honour Chocky knew he had to render something new…
So Chocky Lochie made a plan; a clever-clogsy kind of scam
He went to Marge, his patient wife and swore upon his
munching life
If she would lend her time machine he’d polish it and make
it gleam…
Chocky Lochie took the helm and high-tailed to the Aztec
realm
Parleyed there and made an offer for the contents of their
coffers
Roaring, “Chocolate ahoy!” this chocolate-consuming boy
Flittered back to Chocolate Town hoping for his new renown.
With eagerness and fell intention he proclaimed his own
invention
Chocolate as you’ve never eaten! Now, I know it can’t
be beaten!
Beaming with benevolence the judges soon dispelled suspense
But their faces frowned and scrunched for Chocky’s loot
could not be munched…
Bravely though, they raised and sipped. The chocolate foamed
and oozed and dripped
Ick! It had a bitter taste and Chocky’s efforts went to
waste
You see, he’d never realised that modern chocolate is
disguised
The bitter foaming peppered slop is now a solid moreish
block
So Chocky Lochie made an error…now he lives in constant
terror
Marge will find her time machine was pawned to finance
Chocky’s dream.
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