Trina Garland on Kissing Cousins always blamed the universal scriptwriter when she ended up in "a situation". More recently, Zach Rowan from Man Overboard had a few words for that entity too:
Perfume surrounded him, and blissful warmth stole into his chilled flesh. It was such a cliché, lying close to a stranger after a shock and a chill, and it should have felt either sexy or embarrassing.
You went there? he demanded of the universal scriptwriter in charge of his life.