For the poetry slam today I need a poem to perform in under two minutes. I had FOUR to pick from... These are below. DECISIONS DECISIONS
SLAM
Slam!
Bam!
Kipper ham!
Don’t ask me whence
that reference came
I remember it
I know
Vaguely up from long ago
But I confess
I do digress
Don’t you find
it funny how-
things-linger-in-the mind?
Slam!
Dunk
What the…
Um…
Bunk!
I don’t play basketball
At all
Although I’m tall…
I’m prone to fall
No co-ordination see
Balls are mysteries to me
I hardly give a toss…
(Well, that’s the
nation’s loss…)
Slam!
Shots!
Not?
You sure?
I thought I heard it
somewhere
Between the lemon and the
salted hand
Bad for the liver anyway
I’ll take chocolate any
day!
Slam!
Slam!
Stamp the floor
Slam!
Bang
The door
No more please
Temper tantrums court
disease
Slam!
Sorry
Yes I am
It was the wind in the
door
For sure
Slam!
What?
It’s poetry?
I do believe…
You’re bamming me?
(D’you like my word? It’s
out of Georgette Heyer)
Muse on fire!
Slam!
Worse?
You wanted verse?
That’s just perverse!
SLAM!
Slam
slam
FOLLOWING THE DRUM
Oh, once I slept in a feather bed
With woollen blankets warm
Now I’m glad to lay my head
On a cloak that’s old and torn
Oh, sing with me a merry catch
As summer days will come
My love he is a soldier boy
And so I’m following the drum
With a patter patter tat
And a rattle and a scrap
And the beat of the marching song
I’m ragged and worn
And my hose are torn-
Yet I am following along
Oh once I ate from a silver plate
With sauces rich and rare
Now I’m glad if I’m not too late
To find some bread to share
Oh sup with me on a scraggy fowl
And dream of sugar plums
My love he is a soldier boy
And so I’m following the drum
With a patter patter tat
And a rattle and a scrap
And the beat of the marching song
I’m ragged and worn
And my hose are torn-
Yet I am following along
Oh once I wore a silken shawl
And a bonnet of ribbon trim
Now I’m glad if I’m clad at all
‘Twixt my ankles and my chin
Oh sew with me in a sturdy stitch
And do not prick your thumb
My love he is a soldier boy
And so I’m following the drum
With a patter patter tat
And a rattle and a scrap
And the beat of the marching song
I’m lame and tired before my time
But still I follow him along
Oh, I'm lame and tired but I still smile-
And still I follow him along
MEMORIAL HALL
I’ve always liked the memorial hall
Rosy bricks in that soft blending
Penned between pale mortared lines
In that peculiar zone of pink and brown
I walked around the memorial hall
Observing every side, till, bending
I spotted dark and white; the signs
Of the pride of a younger, bygone town
I often admire the colour scheme
And my mind walks back to a funny scene
When I and a friend stood upon the stage
As angels in a Christmas play
Looking back, it’s like a dream
For who remembers it but me?
We wore, I remember, long white gowns
Nighties? Maybe. They came down
Right to our slippers (silent soled)
Stand there quietly we’d been
told
Teachers smiled in the bygone town
At good little girls in flowing gowns
Stiffened wings of wire and gauze
Affixed to our shoulders… well, because
Good little angels must have wings!
Just as they must herald things…
Wired-on wings but wait, there’s more!
Oh! I remember kind applause!
The piece de resistance I recall
As we stood on stage in the rosy hall
Were tinsel halos made of wire
Above our heads; awe inspired!
There we were, standing straight and tall
Be-winged, be-haloed in the hall
But then- disaster almost struck
Two little halos tangled up!
There we stood tilting head to head
Would real angels feel our dread?
Gowned and winged with halos stuck
We stood quite
still and trusted luck
The curtain fell on our Christmas play
A teacher came while it still swayed
Briskly she untangled us
And praised us!
Girls! You made no fuss!
And we felt special
in a gratified way
‘cos we’d been angels for a day
So oh, I love the memorial hall
So many memories enthral
And when you read the sign you’ll see
The memorial hall’s older than me…
Sweet Charity
Miss
Charity Curtin
The locals
are certain’s
a vicarage
mouse to a T
She’s shy
and obscure
and
extremely demure
as she
offers you scones with your tea
She lowers
her gaze
and looks
gentle and grave
in her
grey Sunday hat and pelisse
When you
come to the house;
she’s as
meek as a mouse
and a
typical vicarage miss.
But
Sweet
Charity isn’t at all as she seems
when we
meet after Matins is done
She casts
off her grey
in her
sauciest way
soon after
the hymns have been sung
With hair
pinned in curls
She’s the
merriest girl
And her
smile turns my stomach to water
With her
arms brown and bare
She has
laughter to spare
Not your typical vicarage daughter
Her father
the vicar
Has no
fear of snickers
He trusts
what his daughter’s about
Such a
God-fearing girl
tho’ her
hair is in curls
does her
duty with never a pout
There
isn’t a rift
between
papa and miss
as he knows she’s a treasure for certain
And what
about me?
oh, be
sure I agree
for I’ll
marry Miss Charity Curtin
And when
she’s my bride and we’re off on our own
and the
wellwishers left far behind
Then
she’ll let down her hair
and
happily share
whatever
the future we’ll find
She’ll
dance like a willow
and sleep
on my pillow
forever
the love of my life
I’ll be
thanking the Lord
Mrs
Charity Ward’s
not your typical vicarage wife
Make a
joyful noise unto the Lord, all ye lands. Serve the Lord with gladness: come
before his presence with singing.
(Psalm
98)